Funny things that Lennon shared with me this weekend while it was just the two of us:
Dad, where do cotton balls come from?
From cotton plants.
Dad, cotton balls are meatballs.
Tommy doesn't believe that I'm Superman and Spiderman at the same time. Can you tell him mean that I am?
Daddy, this balloon has a penis.
I'm not climbing this ladder, I'm standing on it.
L: Do you want a tattoo?
Yes.
L: Well, this tattoo hurts you so maybe you should be careful.
Dad, is this The Beatles?
No, it's Def Leppard.
But The Beatles taught the Leppards how to do it, right?
Yes they did.
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